Face Lift

My mother has just called me to say that a friend of hers has just had aface lift. I always say you cant polish a turd but this woman is intent onturning a sack of spuds into prime beef You see the thing is she used to be really into tanning herself and layingin the sun and now shes about 75 years old it looks a bit like leather.People keep telling her to smile but shes obviously not happy within andonly when you raidate purple like others I care not to mention can youreally be happy Blocked Chakras is the cause its an old chinese belief that if you have ablockage your energy centres are not balanced and you therefore are indisequilibrium You can spend a fortune on facial scrubs, back waxes homeopathy and all butif your putting junk in your body then its pointless. Its like washing youcar every day but feeding it diesel when it needs four star You need to sort out the engine room before you can have all the extras Thats why Im all up for a bit of colonic - flush it out at source dontknock it till you try it !