Fiana

We were all out painting the town red on saturday and Fiona has met a newman. We initially thought he was a doorman dressed in a long overcoat butit later transpired that Scott was a lorry driver who when he found out Iwas her brother said ' Hello mate you in this IT game n' all Your sistersblinding , f**ckin blinding' Anyway hes given her his phone number and rang her last night hes got a jobon goinf down to Eastbourne and has arranged for a 3 course meal in histruck. Once they ve had the reheated meat pie out the service station hecan just pull the curtain across and show her is tacometer Not sure what Ashook over in Luxor will say still he doesnt need to knowkeep a couple of balls juggling at the same time