Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Joke

Gynecologist's Assistant Opening/ Best joke of the month A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , andsees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. ? Interested hegoesto learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behindthe desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files? And replies - "Oh yes hereit is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for thegynecologist.You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down andcarefullywash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gentlyshave offall their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're readyfor thegynecologist's examination. ? There's an annual salary of $45,000, butyou're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. ? That's about 620milesfrom here." "Oh why, is that where the job is at?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

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