To compliment my new pious look I have grown a full beard. Its something tohide behind when your sifting the church collection into your pockets of aSunday and also gives the appearance of being very earnest . Remember thevicar in Room with a View Its a good talking point when your in the church hall after the servicestuffing your face with custard creams when the church warden remarks youhave some crumbs stuck to your face. Gives a chance to badger her about thetatty state of the hymn books, not forgetting the rotten pews Anyway , not content with attending a service I have decided to attend alecture hosted by doo gooders in Iraq tomight at the Memorial Hall. Its achicken in a basket affair including a glass of Bucks Fizz while 4lecturers bang on about how they found salvation whilst being bombardedwith shrapnel in the Gulf No doubt theyll be another collection Anyway the vicars wife is an accomplished artist. Shes very abstract . Thepaintings look like theyve been done by someone in advance stages ofParkinsons disease, however they sell for thousands of pounds Not a bad life really he gets a free house while he spreads the word andhis wife lounges around drinking Earl Grey wafting her paintbrush around Im in the wrong job !
Miles
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