HEADMASTER SYNDROME

We had our sermon preached to us yesterday not by the usual vicar he wasaway on an outward bound course with a group of 16 year old boys. Histemporary replacement was an ex headmaster from a dreadful comphrenhensiveschool locally. He was northern and sounded like he was talking at someTrade Union conference fro Miners rather than a bunch of nice middle classchristains. 'Aye up Jesus walked up to Romans and said Bye eck Ill take mebelt off and me trousers will fall down' The thing about headmasters is they always have that air of authority aboutthem usually as a mask to hide their kiddy fiddling Anyway the new 'friend' of my mothers is sniffing around again. I reallythink his ex wife is cleaning him out in court because instead of abirthday card he sent her an email in which he had copied the words fromthe card he claimed he was going to send . She showed the email it to meand the senile old g1t had clearly chosen the words from an illfitting cardit said 'Sorry to forget your birthday but Ive copied the words from the card I wasgoing to send so here goes HOPE LUCK IS ON YOUR SIDEGOOD LUCK WITH THE DRIVING TEST Anyway, they are meeting next week. Hes taking her to meet some of histheatrical friends in a French resteraunt up West - well thats assuming hisminor operation goes ok next week (bit of a nip and tuck I believe) .