Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Stryker

> Stryker was your g@y for pay - although Im not sure whether he was paying
> for it or the production company was. He was paid well for his alluring
> voice so he claims
>
> Strykers latest film 'Can I be your Bratwurst please' sees him back on form
> after a period of languishing in adult film mediocracy. According to my
> sources he reached the pinnacle of his career in Powertool 2 : Breaking out
>
> Funnily enough Ive applied to Wokingham council to be the next Santa in our
> recently refurbuished Argos store. Its a part time role Saturdays they do
> a full check on your personal background to ensure your intentions are
> purely festive - Im looking forward to inviting customers along for a lucky
> dip and utilising some of the techniques employed by Jeff in 'Santas
> Cummin'

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