Leaving your lover is an area of research that has been severely neglected by the scientific community, Paul Simon suggests that there are 50 ways to leave your lover, which displays a complete lack of imagination on his part, because I know at least 80 including; leaving them in debt, leaving them in pain, leaving them at bus stop, leaving them standing, leaving them for the sexy boy who serves you your Latte or any other virile young man for that matter or my particular favourite - leave them standing at the bus stop after giving them a solid right hook, taking their wallet and popping off to you nearest branch of Starbucks.
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Nathan
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