Two dogs at the vets

Two dogs at the Vets, A German shepard and the other a Rotweiller.

German Shepard :
"what you in here for?"


Rotweiller:
" I did a silly thing, mauled my Mistresseslittle boy, took 3 of his fingers off, wot u in here for?"

German shepard:
"my mistress came downsatirs naked, picked up the Post and as she bent down I had her doggy fashion"

Rotweiller goes into the Vets first, comes out with his tail between his legs, and is put into a cage by the vets assistant, turns round to the German shepard and says.

They are having me put down later on. German shepard goes in, comes strutting out, wagging his tail, Rotweiller ask him why he is so happy,

German shepard replies
"my mistress took me into have my nails clipped"

Miles