Fingers?

Hands up if you enjoy people sneaking up behind you and jabbing their fingers into your ribcage, before exclaiming “You’re really ticklish, aren’t you?” I don’t see many hands raised. Maybe you’re suspicious or are you afraid that if you lift your arms very slightly for moment, some hilarious pillock is going to take advantage and give you the tickling of a life time. Tiny Bobby Squibb the man with a gun (Air Pistol) and dodgy "Bird Pate" has started doing it to me, tiptoeing up behind me as I am about to sup a well earned pint in my local pub.

The little tw*t thinks he's the funniest thing since sliced bread. What will the rascal do next with his index fingers I wonder? I suggest he stick them up his a*se. What is the most affective way of dealing with this kind of un-warranted attention, without seeming to over react to what most people will see as a little bit of social banter? My response was to say “F off Bob! Do that once more and I’ll stab you in the eye” of course the little in-bred is hooping with joy and I look like a twat.

Nathan