Monday, October 03, 2005

My Mother

My mother was recounting her holiday in Scilliy to me yesterday she had aroom next to a German couple and complianed that all night long she couldhear them banging more him grunting than herIm sure there are exhibitionists among us that revel in being caught orheard on the job. She also got chatted up by an old major who wanted toread her fortune and said when you get to the age of 48..............Her travel partner was a neurotic apparently she moaned of sickness hiccupsetc all day and drove my mum madThey were on a bus journey and a young boy was sick and my mums friend keptjabbing her saying Im going to be sick on the way home she had a smallItalians mans armpit directly under her nose so got a combination ofaftershave and sweat for the whole journeyAs you can imagine shes looking forward to the next holiday where she isgoing on a cruise. look no further mother I said Im an expert in cruising.

Miles

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