On my way home last night

There's a very little man here in the village called Bobby Squibb, so small that when he had key hole surgery it was a major op. He goes out at night and will shoot just about anything that moves so that he can make his famous "Bird Pate" which he sells to tourist in the local pub. He has recently expanded his range to Tika Masla Road Kil,l which he prerpares in his graden she becuase him mum won't let him cook it in the house. Next time your down I shall treat you to some.

Nathan