Gary Glitter Jokes

Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on hislaptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and hisgirlfriend storms through."You fucking asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom.Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroomwondering, "Now what have I done?"Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. Heasks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says thatI should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"Gary responds, "Wow, you're quite smart for an 8 year old."