Holiday Fling

I go out of my way on every occaision to have them because I'm addicted to the transience and the inconsequential nature of a holiday fling, you can realy let your hair down. Unfortunetly I almost always holiday with my partner who as Miles will tell you is not quite as easy going about such things as Lyndsey. In fact they'd go absolutely ballistic about this kind of behavour and would probably cut my b@lls of if they were aware of the efferts I go to behind their back, but thats also part of the fun, the danger of being caught out with your trousers hanging around your ankles. So I'm alway hanging around beach bars flirting outrageously with any passing totty. Unfortunatly dispite my very best efferts, I haven't had much success, well I haven't had any at all and I don't think a drunken fumble on the Spanish Steps in Rome realy counts becuase I ended up getting robbed. Perhaps you could let me have a few tips Miles.

Nathan