Skinny Jeans

I bought some of those skinny jeans at the weekend and was trying them onlast night when the doorbell rang and rang I was struggling to get thejeans on and they were gathered round my ankles Lindsey had got home in a panic after running a toad over on the drive. Iended up pogoing down the stairs and rushed out into the street to see whatall the fuss was about forgetting that the jeans were still round my ankles So there I was in the street with the jeans round my ankles a pair of Hompants on full display to the car thief across the road. What the neighboursmust think I dont know Thats the last itme Im a slave to fashion skinny jeans mught be ok for yourPete Dohertys of this world who never change their clothes but when yourdesperately trying to get to your Body Combat class on time these are aright hindrance Bring back Velua tracksuits that what I say