Jury Service

How very odd, I do remember at some point in the distant past that you were arrested for shop lifting a packet of ribbed comdoms from Boots on the Earls Court Road whilst you were were on your way to service Greek gentleman with passion for red speedos and rather tall rent boys with bad hair. I guess minor convictions becomes spent after a certain amount of time but Jury Service indeed. Why don't you go for the middle class opt out and claim professional commitments or even better sign yourself in to a psychiatric hospital, I figure a couple of days evaluation will be better than whatever time jury service might last. You might even get to the bottom of some of the dissfunctional issues you clearly have and we're not just talking hand washing here are we dear.

Nancy