Joke

Gynecologist's Assistant Opening/ Best joke of the month A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , andsees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. ? Interested hegoesto learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behindthe desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files? And replies - "Oh yes hereit is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for thegynecologist.You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down andcarefullywash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gentlyshave offall their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're readyfor thegynecologist's examination. ? There's an annual salary of $45,000, butyou're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. ? That's about 620milesfrom here." "Oh why, is that where the job is at?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

Miles

Joke

> Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of> Stella and sticks it into the trolley>> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife>> 'They're on offer, only £10 for 12 cans', he says>> 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on> shopping...>> A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticksit> into the trolley.>> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,>> 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says>> the man replies... 'SO DOES 12 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE FU*KING> PRICE'

2nd Comment

We have recieved our second comment in four years, there is life out there.

'BTW don't know if your nickname and this post is a joke or satire or not as I have not gone through the rest of the posts. But anyway, I used my sewing late mother's Singer sewing machine (leg power, not electrical) and I am just as macho as Schwazenager and Stallone I (well, almost)'.

PC