Wednesday, May 14, 2008

True Story

At the weekend we were having afternoon at a very exclusive Manor inHampshire. However, looks can be deceiving. Firstly the tea waitressmanaged to spill tea everywhere. We were then given a guided tour by theconcierge of one of the rooms. However as he opened the door and this istrue there was a bloke naked on the bed I have never laughed so much. We were then shown one of the suites but he failed to turn on any lightsso we were in complete darkness One of the bedrooms we were in had stuff everywhere including a mirrorcovered in dust and a pair of boxer shorts hanging off a lampshade It was just one disaster after the next. To make matters worse the placewas run by over attentive Zimbabweans which if you have heard their accentis even more annoying than South Africans if thats possible Went to church on Sunday family service a verse from Matthew was read out.The Gospel of Matthew presents Jesus as the promised Messiah, the King ofthe Jews. Matthew was a Jew, hired by Rome to collect taxes in Capernaum.He was also known as Levi. Jesus called him to be an apostle. The Gospelof Matthew is a lot slower paced that that of Mark who presents Jesus as athe powerful suffering servant of God I am helping out at Sunday School next week by taking a group of 18 yearold girls out on a swimming trip .

Norris

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