Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Stag Night

I can't believe this, first you want me to cavort with Polish birds who look like a fading drag queen and now you want me to go to Auschwitz, which is a bit of a bus mans holiday for a jew boy like me. Followed by the 'Traces of Jewish Culture' tour which is pretty much all you can expect after Auschwzits. Salt mine looks like a barrel of laughs, Polands answer to Butlins, book us in for a week. I think that it's an outrage that you should be organising the stag do yourself, where's the fun in all this? I always thought that this was the best mans job, but then I'm a bit old fashioned. F*ck me 'traces of Jewish culture' it takes the biscuit.

Norman

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