It ain't half hot

I feel a bit like Windsor Davies here today (lovely boy) as I have managedto get the Indians to do most of our work which leaves more time forPersonal Development (ie the knitting circle) Meet the gang coz the boys are here the boys to entertain you Anyway I have managed to get a bit of moonlighting work just for 6 weeks ona contract 485 pounds a day which is about 120 grand a year but I willonly do a few evenings so will probably get half of that . Basically its abit of consultancy Anyway I have a joke for you : Bloke walks into a pub with a crocodile. Tha landlord says get out . Nosays the bloke I will show you a trick He gets his old fellow out opens the crocs jaws put his old fellow inbetween the jaws gets out a large mallot and taps the crocs jaws, they slamshut but when he opens them his old fellow is unscathed. He then asks for avolunteer to try the same An old lady steps up and says I dont mind doing it but dont you dare hit mehas hard as you did that crocodile !!!!

Miles