Pune

I know sometimes I have a tendancy to elaborate on the truth but this is a true story. Im being sent to India - Pune to be precise which is in the North to train a team of Indians on what they need to do for my project. Basically all the doing is being out sourced to India and Im project managing it here inthe UK in between sorting you lot out. Im currently having lessons in how to nod moving your head from side to side and Ive ordered a job lot of white vests. Quite like the idea of going over there and acting like the Raj is still inplace. Where a colonial suit and start clipping them round the ear if they start to slack. It was the case that the French use to rule their colonies by assimilation, examples of Vietnam spring to mind whereas the British went in there and just took over., Kenya, India Those were the glory days of blighty, jumpers for goalposts, Stiff upper lips. The decline of this country began with the Partition of India and reached its climax when Thatcher resigned. We are now run by a bunch of Namby Pamby civil servants Whatever happened to the British? Thank goodness we still have the Queen.

David Cameroon (AKA Miles)