India

He was clearly after a free trip to visit the family, in which case he'd have probably left all of the work to you. Which would have been his first big mistake considering that you had no intention of doing any other than under the watchful eye of the local Yogi from the Pune Memorial Yoga Club. Never mind you'll just haved to make do with Yoga David and his baggy leggins.

Nancy

India

After a 2 hour meeting yesterday looks like the India trip is a no go. Theyare now bringing someone over here who can be trained and act as a conduitbetween the Uk and Pune. The original idea was to keep 4 permanent offshore people. If that had beenthe case they would have sent us out there but they cannot assure us of thesame 4 people each time so a bit pointless training them It was funny because the Indian PM was very keen to go over there, othershowever were not.

Miles

Can you help

I have just recieve an email asking me to justify why I need to go toIndia. Can you help without using the word beach cheap h00kers and skive .

Pune

Redundancy is not an option. The whole idea is to cut costs by out sourcingthe muppett work to India. No offence to them but they cant project manage. Our manager has informed us theres enough work here for another 20 permanent staff.

Miles

Pune

I know sometimes I have a tendancy to elaborate on the truth but this is a true story. Im being sent to India - Pune to be precise which is in the North to train a team of Indians on what they need to do for my project. Basically all the doing is being out sourced to India and Im project managing it here inthe UK in between sorting you lot out. Im currently having lessons in how to nod moving your head from side to side and Ive ordered a job lot of white vests. Quite like the idea of going over there and acting like the Raj is still inplace. Where a colonial suit and start clipping them round the ear if they start to slack. It was the case that the French use to rule their colonies by assimilation, examples of Vietnam spring to mind whereas the British went in there and just took over., Kenya, India Those were the glory days of blighty, jumpers for goalposts, Stiff upper lips. The decline of this country began with the Partition of India and reached its climax when Thatcher resigned. We are now run by a bunch of Namby Pamby civil servants Whatever happened to the British? Thank goodness we still have the Queen.

David Cameroon (AKA Miles)